The Real Reason You Are Here
Hi, I’m Patricia Diesel.
I always found the “about me” page on websites to be, how should I put this…presumptuous.
If I were to temper that thought, another way of looking at it would be to say, it’s my rite of passage. An opportunity to give you all the reasons why I am the best candidate to help you get organized (for good) and live a stress-free healthy life.
But before I go there, I’m sure you want to know some of the personal, juicy stuff about me, right? I mean, it’s only logical that you would.
Okay, I’ll embrace my few moments of glory.
Let’s see – what would you like to know?
I’m a middle-aged woman. (Sorry, I’m not going to divulge my age …call me vain if you must.)
New Jersey is my home state but you will find me in Florida a good portion of the time.
I have one grown daughter – who’s my bestie…(do they even say that anymore?)
Oh, and I used to have a dog, Cooper and a cat, Marbles but they are now in a better place.
And yes, love still eludes me…(I’m working on that.)
I’m going to go out on a limb here and say I’ve piqued your curiosity.
Is it enough for you to have faith that I can really help you?
I don’t think so.
Here’s what you need to know.
I’m beyond passionate about my career…(when you enjoy what you do it doesn’t feel like work )
I simply love to help women “get it together”…(yes, I say that because come on – we both know clutter is messy.)
I’m good and what I do. Nope, I’m going to take that back. I’m VERY GOOD at what I do.
Now here’s what you REALLY need to know.
Look, I know you’re looking for kick-ass strategies so you can start living life again …(instead of wasting all your time with clutter.)
And I just happen to have the Secret Sauce to make it happen.
Oh yes, I do!
It might have taken me 20+ years to tweak and refine my strategies…(by the way, that’s a trait you’re going to thank me for.)
But by golly-gee-whiz, I’ve cracked the clutter code with my Mindful Tools For Organized Living Program – The Keep It Simple Now System™!
And trust me, you want the goods!
Unlocking the mystery to the stress, procrastination, fear, overwhelm that women experience from clutter was the biggest breakthrough of my career…(ok – I guess this is the part where I get to bask in my own delight.)
But it’s the TRUTH!
And that, ladies, is the REAL REASON why you are here.
Not to hear all about me, my personal life… (although my shenanigans can be quite amusing.)
But because I can HELP YOU!
And I mean, 180 turn around transformation, knock your socks off kind of help.
Now, let me make something perfectly clear. I’m not for everyone.
But I am for you…
If you are willing to learn, open to being guided and ready to follow directions, no matter how tedious the steps may appear …(sometimes the golden nuggets are there.)
If you can say yes to this…
Then you will be successful with conquering your clutter and living a stress-free, organized, healthy life.
And it would be my greatest pleasure to help you!